Ducks are bisexual and suicidal?

Not the funniest book in the world, but a few good laughs. And very insightful.

I finished reading the book that I blogged about, the one with all the quotes?
Yeah, the ducks in the end are HILARIOUS.

Let me explain with another quote:
" 'How are the ducks?' I ask...
'Oh they're okay, darling. One of them got run over a couple of weeks ago, but the rest seem all right about it.' ... (AN: I'm too lazy to type out all 3 paragraphs, so ... to the important parts)
'How about you, didn't you cry?' Mum is quite attached to the ducks. She has given them all names. One is Francois, one is Dave and one is called Derek and she thinks he's bisexual. It's bizarre.
'Darling, I'm not going to cry about a duck.' ... 'Besides, it was John, and he was the oldest by far. And one of his feet had been mangled and his eyes were red, and he wasn't long for this world so it was probably for the best. I think it might have been premeditated actually. He was generally near the front of the line, but that day he hung back, and then just stopped in front of a 4x4, and of course itwas one of the old girls and she didn't brake in time.'
'You think John the duck committed suicide?' I ask."

Yeah, I read that for the first time and started laughing!

I found it funny, so don't mock.
Great book.

V, I'll give it to you by the end of the week since I want to write down all the quotes. XU!

Happy turkey day, once again.
`AP