Earth Hour

Once upon this disaster called life there was Earth Hour.

Now, I hope everyone participated. I did.

I even had another party!! Woo!

Lol, I'll take any excuse for a party. It was awesome - only me + 3 friends, yet still awesome. We had no lights on, and no electricity either except for one TV. Me + friends used battery-operated lamps and flashlights to play Poker and Pig in the dark. Of course, I won. ;)    We went wild with our cameras and could not stop laughing... It was absolute JOKES! I haven't had this much fun since my party. :P

Anyways, I hope you all participated. And if not, then please PARTICIPATE NEXT YEAR!     It's great, for a great cause, you save so much money in electricity/ hydro bills and can be a LOT of fun.

 

Please.

AntiPrincess

The Miracle of Life vs Good Luck Chuck

Once upon this disaster called life I was scarred by both movies.

Okay; the Miracle of Life should NOT, I repeat NOT, be shown in classrooms. It's scarring for life. I, for one, am never EVER having kids. Pssh; the pain that woman went through and the disgustingness and... Ugh!

Good Luck Chuck is 18A for a reason. A very good reason. Warning: Do not show at a co-ed party with approximately 40 people.     Wish they would've told me that before we watched it.

Both movies are scarful, but which is more scarring? In my opinion, The Miracle of Life. In my friend's opinion (who are immature girls) Good Luck Chuck. In my friend's opinion (who are male pigs) they haven't seen the Miracle of Life yet but loved, like "will you marry me?" love, Good Luck Chuck.

On the plus side: GLC was hilarious, esp. with the extra comments from my friends. On the plus side: The Miracle of Life prolly saved a lot of orphan's lives.

Scarred,

AntiPrincess

Most Boring & Pointless Day of My Life

Once upon this disaster called life the grade tens had to write their Literacy Test, and of course, could not be disturbed because this affects whether or not they graduate!!!

Oh. Mon. Dieu.

No, I'm not mad at the grade tens and I completely think they deserve the right to have silence and focus during their test. Especially if it affects their grad situation. But, I am mad that we couldn't just have the day off. Noooooooooooo... Instead, we have to sit through the SAME, BORING presentations!!

Listen to these topics:
Driving Safety
Internet Safety/ Computer Bullying

TALK ABOUT REPETITIVE?!

Actually, the first wasn't that bad. It kept me entertained but wasn't anything new. Same messages - where your seatbelt, don't drive impaired, don't get into a car with an impaired driver. Blah blah blah. They are good messages but we've heard them since we went to pre-k. Don't you think we get it?! Plus, we had a presentation a few months ago - either before Christmas break or right after - about drugs and drunk driving. B-O-R-I-N-G!!

Then we had snacks. Mhmmmmm. :) Chocolate bars. :) We had a twenty minute intermission since we'd been sitting on our numb arses for something like three hours. So, me and my friends (they arranged us by class, fortunately my friends were sitting behind me + my friends that are actually in my class) talked for the whole entire time... A few laughs - like when my favourite lockness monster broke the chair. LMAO. Then my friend Kayla, who saw it, started laughing while she was drinking her fruit punch and started choking. I could not stop laughing and I fell forward and hit my head on the seat in front of me. Did I mention this was in the auditorium? It's like our theatre. :P

After the best twenty minutes of the day (even lunch was uneventful), we had the presentation on Internet/ Computer safety. This guy from Microsoft came in... Why would he know anything about computer safety? I don't know, maybe how to keep out viruses? He didn't even mention it!!!... and a police officer who deals with Youth Safety on the Web (aka those predators that you always hear about on the news and cyber bullying.) Such a waste of life...! Anyways, I got bored so me and my neighbour (Jelly) read a magazine and pretended to listen when the Vice Principal walked by. Good girls are just bad girls that don't get caught! ;) They said not to give out your name or personals... NO DUH. What? You're going to go onto some random chat room and say: "I live near the Eiffel Tower, the big green house with the pretty daffodil garden out front. My name is Pierrette LaStupide and I'm a 17 year old blonde girl who cooks, cleans and likes to meet strangers I've never met before while I'm drunk!" Yippeee. Not. Omg, and then they start critizing facebook. And all these other sites... Whatever. SNOREFEST. Maybe I'll take down my blog... In their wildest dreams. Lol, ALL (insert eye roll) you readers would miss me SOOOOOOOOOOOO much!! Lol. Anyways... Boredom.

Then, in math - okay, it's math, it can't be good. On the plus (I guess) side, it wasn't any worse than usual. But Business? UGH. Guess where I am? ;) Lol. I'm soooo surprised I haven't gotten caught even once. Because my teacher didn't teach her period 2 class, she's just giving us free time... I'll do my math later...

Okay, my geography teacher just walked into the room. THE FUNNIEST FIVE MINUTES of my life!!! Giovanna’s working on her geography project, so he comes over to look at it. Of course, he comes over to tell her how wrong he is and I ask him if he’s going to come to school tomorrow. His wife is pregnant, so he says: “Depends if she’s still pregnant or not. By the way - no more live gifts.” I bought him two frogs, a female and a male. So Gio, who’s sitting beside me, says: “Shame. You’ll need to return them.” And Mr Capps says, “Return what?” “Well, she got you two frogs. A male and a female…” Dramatic pause. “It’s mating season.” I burst into laughter, Gio bursts into laughter and he turns around and says, “Oh God.” He turns to my business teacher and says, “This one? In the corner? She’s quiet and insane, that one.” I burst even harder into laughter. “And you? Giovanna? You’re loud and nuts!” As he walks away to go talk to my business teacher, I’m leaning over crying into my lap. So Gio says, “Sir, you made her cry.” Then he says, “I highly doubt that.” Then my business teacher says, “Of laughter, maybe.” Then I sit up and there’s tears streaming down my face and I’m laughing so so so so hard. Mr Capps says, “Yup, of laughter.” Anyways… It was hilarious. I don’t remember exactly what happened but it was really funny… Then Gio and Mr Capps start talking and she rips her project by accident, then I take her clip and go give it to him. He’s staring at it and opening and closing it, I’m dying of laughter – literally crying. I know it doesn’t sound funny, but believe me – when me and Gio get together, EVERYTHING is funny. Then he clips it onto the printer drawer handle, and Gio takes my binder. She turns towards me and I shriek in fear, then she turns around marches over to the recycling bin and drops it in. My response: “That’s ok, it’s just math. I don’t want it anyways. And, at least you’re recycling.” :) Yeah, it was hilarious to the extreme…

And there's my school day. Au revoir mes amis.

AntiPrincess

PS: See, I don't use my real name. :P

Embarrassing Moments

Once upon this disaster called life I completely embarrassed myself.

You know when people ask you what was your most embarrassing moment? Mine, was last night, or this morning. Whatever.

Embarrassed to the extreme,

AntiPrincess ; )

Allergies

Once upon this disaster called life my brother had an allergic reaction to shrimp.

Long story tres tres short, my brother's allergic to shellfish. We went out for easter dinner (HAPPY EASTER EVERYBODY!) and he touched my shrimp... What? I can't live without it! His fault, not mine... He got mini-hives and we took him to the hospital. Nothing serious. Lol, my mom still can't say anaphylaxis. :P [ana-fu-lax-is.] Fortunately, he's fine. :)

Just a quick update from yours truly.

AntiPrincess

Bored in BTT... x5

Once upon this disaster called life, I am so bored!!!

Oh. Mon. Dieu.

We're learning about MS Access, and it is the slowest, most boring thing in the world. Even my CPR-C course was more interesting!!! YAWNFEST! Oh yay! HERE COMES GIO! :D Lol, we're talking about our husbands - the Jonas Brothers. Nooooooooooo, I'm not writing a prayer in French, GIO! Gosh, can you believe she thought I was writing a prayer in French simply because I started with "oh mon Dieu"? I have no life. It's not my fault... I am so bored and because Access isn't working, we get the next half hour to do whatever we want. Well, we're supposed to be searching recipes for our countries but I'll just ask my friends. My school has an international picnic every year, and my country was the Philippines. :) It'll be a sitch! I have so many Filipino friends, it's not even funny. I'm trying to learn tagalog, unfortunately I only know two things. Kamusta ka? Lol, for all you people who don't know Filipino, it means how are you? So, yeah, I'll just ask them for a recipe or dessert or something then they can come over and we can have a Filipino party. :) Woo hoo! Lol. Anyways.... B. O. R. E. D. O. M.

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored.

Truth is, I'm quite smitten at the moment. But nobody needs to know that minor fact. Lol.

Grrrr, I have reach for the top practice today after school. I think. I'm pretty sure. (Turns out, I did... But no game on Thursday. :D )

Want to hear something funny?
Okay, so my birthday party - March break. I come back to school and I have geography on the Tuesday. My friend, Angie, has my geography teacher on the Monday, period 2. Apparently she told him to ask me how my party was and they want me to think of something funny. I'm accepting ideas. I can't exactly think of anything funny on the spot. People tell me I'm funny, personally, I don't see how. My sense of humour is really dorky. Anyways, so I ask Gio (she's starting to be a regular) and she says: "Say we sung Kumbuhyah around a camp fire. Say I was there, and he'll believe you." Funny huh? It was one of those "you had to be there" moments.

Speaking of my birthday party, we watched Good Luck Chuck, right? Holy crap, the funny comments! For all you who've seen it, you know how the girl's name is Carol? Yeah, well, when we were watching it there was like 30 kids in my living room. My friend Carol was sitting on the floor, and Dane Cook is like: "Oh Carol!" You should've heard the laughter, we could not STOP laughing. Literally. It was so funny. All the guys (who don't know her) were probably thinking WTF?! Oh well, it was so funny. And Gio is obsessed with penguins, right? So at the beginning of my party, we were all telling everybody lies about each other... [It said, right? before but I just noticed how many times I've said that in the last paragraph. :P] I don't know the full story but Angie ended up telling me that Gio gets horny with penguins. (Lmao, she's so angry for me telling you readers all this.) So... Anyways, whenever there were penguins, we were like: "Gio! STOP GETTING HORNY!" or "Gio... We know you love them." I was sitting behind the couch on my awesome chair, and Angie was in front of me making all these comments with yours truly and my good friend Michael was sitting beside her going "wtf?" It was too funny...

Anyways, yeah. I had a blast. Soooo many funny moments. :P

So, for all you who are reading this - thanks. :) For all you who are looking at the date going what the f$#*? I was originally writing this on the Wednesday... so the 19th, but then the bell rang to let us out of class and I didn't get to finish it. Also, why I added some stuff as to what happened.

You know what? Nobody reads this anyways.

Toodles,

AntiPrincess

Birthday...

Once upon this disaster called life, life started.

Life is a disaster again.

Happy birthday to me!

Thanks!!!!

Okay, I can't even start with my usual once upon...
Thank you everybody who came to my birthday party for all your wonderful cards, your donations and your gifts. I was so happy looking through them and reading them all, and I just really appreciate it. It makes me think maybe life isn't a disaster after all... :) At least, not on my birthday. :P You guys are the best! I'm so lucky to have friends like you... I was literally about to cry. I miss you all and I really hope you had fun yesterday.
Thanks again. So so much.

I loved everything.

xo,
AntiPrincess

Party Time

Once upon this disaster called life I HAD A TOTALLY AWESOME BIRTHDAY PARTY!!

My birthday party was today and it was 6 hours of non-stop laughter, noise and awesomeness... At first, when there were only three or four people, it was a little awkward. As more people arrived, the more people talked and yeah... Basically, there were about 25-30 people in my basement going crazy. We did everything from argue over which movies to watch to watch unrated films to truth or dare to just hanging out. I think everybody had a relatively good time. It was really loud, as you can imagine, and kind of awkward between some people. I honestly gave up on intros after the first 5 people... Everybody got along pretty well. I had fun, but I was running up stairs, getting drinks, going between people and conversations, it was EXHAUSTING, to say the least. It was good to see everybody again - some of these people I hadn't seen for months! - but I wish I could've talked to everybody more. I felt really bad for the people who were lonely and stuff, but I tried my best to keep everybody entertained. We ended up watching Good Luck Chuck Unrated - the guys enjoyed it, esp. my brother. Gross. It was kinda funny, and the penguins. Lmao, oh mon dieu angie and gio. It was majorly loud and I'm sooooooo tired. Even though it was 6 hours, it seemed like it ended quickly. I guess parties are always one of those things where once they're done, you kinda feel disapointed because they're over already. Everybody kinda left at once... Oh well...

I enjoyed myself. Hectic or not.

Letting my brain slowly slip into unconsciousness,
AntiPrincess

March Break

Once upon this disaster called life there was a disaster called Standard First Aid CPR-C.

Two words: BOR - ING!

Lol, it's the Friday ending the March Break and I hope you all had good ones. I know I did, well, kidna... I ended up going to my cottage for Tuesday and Wednesday.. Once again, no fish. However, I did have the MOST AWESOME wipe out in the history of eEeEeEeEver!

The Wipeout:
So, my dear brother and I were going for a snowmobile ride around the island. We're going something like 80 - 90 km/h. We're coming up along the North/East side of the island - it was near the point so hard to tell - and there's a pressure crack. Now, the first time we went over it, we caught like 2 feet of air and were fine. This time, I'm like: "WOOO HOOOOO!" and we land after catching at least 3 ft of air and landing at least 5 ft away from out take off. It just so happens that I'm wearing my dad's boots, so they're like 14 sizes too big. Anybody who's ever gone snowmobiling knows what happens next. My foot slipped from the edge and started to drag in the snow. Uh-oh. In about the next 20 seconds, I fell off the sled, rolled for about 20 ft and opened my eyes to see my brother laughing and running towards me.
"THAT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME!"
"Get my boot." (It fell off, naturally)
"TOTALLY AWESOME! DID YOU SEE HOW FAR YOU ROLLED?!"
"Get my boot."
Runs to beginning of the trail, "LOOK! ALL THE WAY FROM HERE -" runs back - "TO HERE!"
"Yes, now get my boot!"
"Huh?"
"My boot?" I wiggle my toes inside my exposed sock.
"And...?"
"You expect me to walk back bootless?"
Finally, it clicks in to him. So he hands me my boot, doesn't seem to occur to him to help me up, and he starts the sled again and drives us home.
Both of us have taken first aid training, and I'm like: "Shouldn't you be checking me for injuries?" "Are you hurt?" "Not that I know of." "No injuries."

Anyways, it was AWESOME! And I only left with my nose totally scraped and scratched, a wicked green-yellow bruise on my shoulder, and a few cuts and scrapes. Killed like hell itself, but was totally awesome and amazingly fun.

How have your March Breaks been? Vacations, hanging out with friends, malls? GREAT!

I got back Wednesday night and my friend calls me - we were supposed to play mini golf on Tuesday - and invites me to go see Horton Hears A Who. Dr Seus is my life. He has a doctorate in AWESOME. Anyways, I can't. I have a cpr course...

Two days wasted of my life. It's the most boring thing IN THE WORLD! Unforunately, it's needed before you can work for the city so I'll sit through 16 hours of nothing for a nice pay. Honestly, never EVER do it unless you have to. If you've done Bronze Cross - it's the same thing except with land spinals... BORING.

So, yesh, that's my March Break in a quick jiff.
And tomorrow's my birthday party.
Phsyced. :D

Happily marchful,
AntiPrincess

March Break... Woo hoo!

Once upon this disaster called life we had march break! WOO HOO!

Happy March Break everybody!
I haven't written a blog in like, what, 5 days? :O! NEW RECORD! Lol.
Yesh, I understand I have no life but I multi task and when it's like 4 AM and facebook gets boring... I blog. :P

For all you college/ university/ post-secondary people, happy spring break. :P

K, so my brother's improved in hockey. He won his select game 2-1. They were tied most of the game then with 17 seconds left they scored an AWESOME goal! props guys! ;] Then he won his houseleague game 7-3... Not bad at all. Then last night, they won... 2-1? I forget. Lol. :P

Anyways, turns out that instead of spending March Break with my awesomely amazing friends, I'm going to spend it with family. My brother's gonna play for a hockey tournament but there's a catch. You see, he's Bantam. The team he's playing for is Midget. !!! Not minor midget, not bantam, MIDGET! That's two years older than him.
Okay. Change of plans. We cancelled. So basically my March Break has gone from nothing, to vacation, back to nothing.
Disapointment much?

Anyways, then I'm at lifeguarding on Thursday and Friday then my awesome birthday party!!!

Anyways,
hope you guys have a grrrrrrrrreat! march break!


Always disastorous,
AntiPrincess

PS: Nobody slapped Miley did they?

B...T...T... AGAIN!

Once upon this disaster called life.. I FAILED TO GET ONE!


Snow day - AGAIN... And my teacher fails to show up for school so instead of doing work, we get a free day. Supply teacher (aka dragon twitch twitch) is breathing down my neck so I have to be careful about not getting caught doin my blogg, updatin my bloggy pals, right bloggy pals? RIGHT! Lol, I know - I am the lamest person in the world. After a while, you get used to it...

WHICH REMINDS ME!!! Okay, don't take this offensively or racistly, cause my geography teacher - he's just like that...

I'm in AP Geography.. (not bragging)... which means Advanced Placement. It's like for the esp. smart... Which I'm not but yeah.. So, he leaves to go photo copy something for us cause we're lazy asses, and he says that we can either copy notes and stay in class or photo copy notes, discuss it and then go to the caf. Woo Hoo. :D So, he goes to photo copy the notes, and this girl (I go to an all girl's school) goes and writes: "Yo, whats poppin' G?" on the overhead sheet. Also, this girl in my class hides in the cupboard - FUNNY! - and our teacher comes back in... He a) doesn't notice that she's gone, b) cries, "WHY IS THE WINDOW OPEN?!" (we later told him that she jumped out the window) c) reads the sheet.
Hands out photo copies. "You girls are alll SSOOOOO gangster."
"No, sir... It's -"
"Right, sorry... You're so gangstaaa"
We all laugh for a good five minutes. He finishes handing out the sheets.
"Girls..." Sigh. "You know wonderbread?"
Weird and confused looks, "Um... yeeeeeees?"
"You know how white it is?"
WTF IS HE SAYING? "Yeah."
"Well... You're all whiter than wonderbread."
Omg. We could NOT, literally NOT, stop laughing.
Then of course, he found the girl and we all went to the caf.

Anyways, more funny moments.
Did I mention the green lemons? Oui.
Morgan? Nope.
Okay, so me and my friend go into choir. And it usually starts at 7:30 AM. We walk in like 5 minutes late, and we hear our conductor/ VP playing the piano, so we assumed we were late. There's like 2 people there, ok? It was like: "Oh, we're not interrupting." So we sit down closer to the front than usual. He greets us and says, "Morgan." I, think nothing of it, but my friend says, "Sir, it's Megan..." So he looks at us and gives us a confused look? I'm like: "It's Megan, Sir." And he's like: "Noooo! Morgan is good morning in German." So we start laughing, funny, funny, funny...
OOOOOOOOOooooooooooookay. Um...? What else?
Yeah, that's about it...
No donation's yet? PWEASE PEOPLE!

It's for a GREAT cause!


Oh, My, God!
Funniest moment of my life: "You cause awkward moments Pam!" "My life is awkward moments."
My new favourite quote. :)

Okee dokee then.
Au revoir,
AntiPrincess

PS: If anybody knows Miley Cyrus, do me a favour and slap her silly? Slap some sense into her, PLEASE! Like, honestly? I hate her. No offense to all you Miley Cyrus fans..

Bored in BTT x3

Once upon this disaster called life I was (ONCE AGAIN!) bored in BTT.

K, I know you readers will probably be bored with my "bored in BTT" blogs by now but... Hey... Your choice to read it. :P
You can very well not read this blog - but if you choose to read it - Thank you! (Cute smiley!) :)

Anyways... We started Microsoft Access Database today... Snorefest! Why would we, teenagers, need to use a database? Yesh; maybe when we're older but by then we'll have new technology and will probably forget we even took business!!! Oh well, maybe I can make a database of people I know and parties and plans and stuff - I remember everything anyways but oh well - it will help. My birthday is coming up and I FINALLY got everything planned - well, except wtf we're gonna do at my house. It's probably gonna be awkward... Just a little. Oh, who am I kidding? It's gonna be SUPER DUPER awkward! We're all going to get awkward fever. LMAO! You don't get the joke... I think it's my messed up super-nerd humour. :P

Maybe I will make a database. Or maybe not... I'll get bored and end up making one. Lol.

K, quick update:
Party soon. Check.
Oh! My brother's hockey team came in 3rd in houseleague. The last game that determined whether they came in 2nd or 3rd, they tied 7-7. Since the other team had more goals for, they came in 2nd... Still, 3rd is awesome... And they're still in the playoffs. And it was pretty funny because he has a bunch of friends in houseleague from select hockey and they were all talking during the games... Yelling at each other and such.
This week at my place it's like a family reunion. I swear, my house is a hotel. My aunt and uncle have a conference to go to for work this week (respectively) so they'll be staying at my house... I don't mind 'cause I never see them but it's a little bit funny when family comes all at once for 2 weeks straight, then nobody for 2 months. :P
Readers? You looking forward to March break? ME TOO! I can't wait... I already have plans - I have to take a CPR-C course for lifeguarding so... But other than that, I have my awesome birthday party, and I'll probably go swimming with some friends from work (as lifeguards) and probably at least two movies. Maybe even dinner or lunch with friends? I'm not sure yet... I'll probably update my blog quite a bit too... You know, keep my imaginary readers updated.
Lol... And if there are actual people reading this - sorry. :) Thanks for reading!

Happy March!,
AntiPrincess.


PS: VERY IMPORTANT!!! I am climbing the CN Tower to raise money for World Wildlife Fund, to help stop global warming. If you guys would donate money - it would be VERY much appreciated. Thanks!!!

Happy March

Once upon this disaster called life, February became March.

Hey guys.
Just wanted to wish you all a happy leap year and a happy March!
Woo, March is finally here!
Happy birthday to all those leap year babies and to all the March babies.
Esp, my beloved
Veronica                             [1]
Tania                                     [2] 
Vanessa                               [23]
Angie                                    [26]
Maddy (And Mr. Bell)    [3] 
Morgan                                [12]
Moi. :)                                   [17]


I'm forgetting somebody. Sorry.

So, have a happy and Irish March. :P

Marchfully,
AntiPrincess

 

PS: Do not even mention the words "chronological order"