TAVARES = MY LOVER!

Okay.

GO CANADA!
WOO HOO!
KICK SOME SWEDISH KEISTER!

I'm screaming at my TV.
I love the world juniors.
I LOVE JOHN TAVARES!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.

And if Markstrom happens to get hit in the face, it's because he EXAGERATES everything and whips his helmet off! GET A LIFE AND STOP BEING SUCH A WOOS!

PLAY HOCKEY.

TAVARES: MARRY ME! <3

It's on.
Bye.