we're cool cause we play with sprinklers. i mean sparklers!

yes, yes, we played with sparklers.
at 11 pm.after david's hockey game.
and we would be ashley, anne and myself.
lmao.

we also gave each other makeovers - which included some bad eye shadow and red eye liner on me, some purple eyes for ashley and way too much glitter on anne.
ashley pretended to be batman, but she couldnt fly.a
nd we played twister croatian style until 3 am.
we also straightened ashley's beautifully frizzy hair (:P)
and stalked.
and stalked.
and stalked some more.

we also talked to the queen of stalkers herself, jess. twas hilarious.
we were all trying to sit on the one chair, but that didnt work... did it?
ashley fell off, then i accidentally kicked her.not to mention ryan, like wth?
ASHLEY: HE HAS NO LIFE!

we fought over Bob the gangster bunny, who anne slept with.
of course, he's still with me - so thus i win.now, im all alone.id just thought id share that. :D


HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYBODY AND HAVE A VERY HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! :D

AntiPrincess

PS: We're on a boat. LMAO. BEST SONG EVER. Second to Bimbo #5
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)

One, two, three, four, six
Everybody in the car, let's go have sex,
To the hotel around the corner,
The girls want to do the president,
But I really don’t wan-na
Get caught like I did last year
I'll find a new girl with a great big rear,
I had Monica, and Jennifer, Paula, and Kathleen
And maybe five other girls in be-tween
But I like to try a new piece of pork
When old pumpkin legs is in New York
If she’s alive I will try to jump her,
Then I will dump her.
(Chorus)
a little bit of Monica, ohh no more
a little bit of Jennifer, out the door
a little bit of Paula, on the bed
a little bit of Hillary, now I'm dead!
Bimbo number five!

Pull your pants down,
And toss it on the ground,
Now bark like a hound,
And I'll make a doggy sound,
I'll chase you,
And you chase me,
And if I get caught,
Will you spank my fanny please?
Clap your hands once,
Here’s a big surprise,
Everyone was wrong,
It points to the right!

(Chorus)
Monica’s gone away
Maybe Miss. America would come and play
A little bit of Brittany would be nice
A little bit of Hillary I'm on ice
Bimbo number 5!
Booty Call!
(Spoken)Hey baby!
Have you ever been involved in a forty billion investigation?
As a matter of fact my condoms do have the presidential seel on them
Hey, want to see the Eagles beak get real big
(ha ha ha ha ha)
Note to myself: Nail her later
(Chorus)A little bit of Monica, ohhh no more,
A little bit of Jennifer, out the door,
Jennifer Lopez, in my bed,
A little bit of Hillary, now I'm dead!

(Talking)Oh I do love New York!
Won't you please elect my wife?
Ya know, get her out of the house,
'cos yeah I got yard work to do, yeah that's right
Yard Work
Oh, excuse me? Bimbo number Six?