Scooby Dooby Doo aka Doggie Disaster

Once upon this disaster called life my dog is a terrorist.

Okay, so I, AntiPrincess, have a goldie (golden retreiver for all you who don't speak dog lingo) and he is adorable. Now, being a goldie (for the last time, that's a GOLDEN RETREIVER) he has the natural instincts to fetch animals, because his breed was used to fetch ducks and partidges when hunting after they fell from the sky. Mais, my dog (Canine, what an original name, right? My brother named him) has never been the best hunter in the world. Sure, he chases and corners my cat [who, might I add, usually scares him away. MEOW!] and he swims after the ducks at my cottage, but they can swim a lot faster than he can and he usually just goes for the bread we throw at them, KINDLY of course! But today, today it was a different situation.

So, I wake up at around 10:30, coughing my lungs out - like Queen Mabb said, I'm sick as a duck after an oil spill - and I go into the kitchen to see my dad coming in from outside. He says to me, "Canine's got a little black squirrel cornered under the deck." So, I go outside and watch for a few minutes trying to formulate a plan. This tiny little adorable black squirrel is the cutest tiniest thing I have ever seen. And it's on the pole, trying to escape from my big, cruel, growling dog who, naturally, thinks he's playing with it. But you should've seen the squirrel (n.n. Blaquey)'s terrified face. So, my dog is circuling the pole, following Blaquey's every move, and when he finally starts to climb the pole and almost makes it to the top - where he has nowhere to run - the dog starts snapping at him. So, Canine hates water, and I spray the dog with the hose, trying not to get the squirrel wet. [Sorry Blaquey] The dog runs away, as does the squirrel, but unfortunately, the squirrel runs and the dog chases, so there's these two animals running around under my deck, with me trying to spray the dog. I eventually get the dog away from the squirrel and keep him cornered underneath the stairs. Blaquey runs to safety, running along the fence and I'm thinking, "CLIMB THE TREE! CLIMB THE TREE!" but he looks like just a baby and I'd noticed that he can't climb very well. So, he runs down towards the back of our yard where there's a lilac bush. I'm watching Blaquey so I don't notice when Canine runs down and chases him up the branch... I try to spray the dog but our hose doesn't reach. So, I tell Canine to sit and he obeys, with his nose about half an inch away from this poor squirrel. I run inside and grab his leash and that's pretty much the end of that... Only the squirrel wouldn't climb the goddamn bush!!! I had to scare him away so I could let the dog loose again.

Omg... Then, the next day, my brother captures the poor thing because it's limping. No doubt due to the dog. But we (I) released it and confirmed that it was running fine. Poor thing must be traumatized though...

Okay. So many blogs to write. 1 down. :)

Busy,
AntiPrincess

PS: I should be studying for my BTT exam right now, but simply can't focus.

W H O A ! ! !

Okay.

Here's the deal people.

Your so-called AntiPrincess (yes, AP!) is sick. I think she has sickinessficylosious. Oh yeah, try saying that. She now currently has a purple nose, green bulging eyes, and warts growing out of her ears. Disgusting and weird, I know.

I suppose AntiPrincess has already mentioned that I'm also going to write about our little RUGBY adventure. She might have mentioned that we did go to Franco's rugby game and it was a total bummer. Yes, it was a B U M M E R. Franco was totally ignoring us the whole time and there were so many guys there that it was completely intimidating. UGH! That's what you get for going in an ALL-GIRLS school! The saddest part, it seems as though that if we did anything at all it would either a) make us look like losers or b) completely two random girls who goes and watches a RANDOM rugby game or c) all of the above.

So, we decided to stay there.

Though it may have looked like we were stalking Franco, we weren't. These guys from the other side of the bleachers were totally mocking us. You see (AntiPrincess might have already mentioned it), Franco was even playing. I know! We came there to watch him and I suppose, he was just a BENCHWARMER! Ha! He was sitting down while his other teamates are playing...what a team player, eh?

Anyway, we started looking for Franco. I think it was the only time that I've said Franco's name like EIGHT BILLION TIME and loud too. Those guys also started calling out Franco's name. Me and AntiPrince (or AntiPrincess and I) were totally not digging their little joke. *sighs, losers* But then, I leaped for joy when we spotted QueenStitches. Ha!

The rest of course was horrible.

Franco ignored us.
AntiPrincess and I walked in hot asphalt and uber-burning weather for at least HALF AN HOUR!
Franco was totally a waste of my precious time.

Though, one thing I enjoyed was the fact that QueenStitches invited us over to her house and gave us ice cream. How sweet of her, like ice cream. Hehehehe. As the french say, "Merci Beacoup!"

Well, that was for my own POV for the RUGBY game.
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NOW...time for serious talk.

The Teen Vogue June/July issue came out! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Loving the clothes. And though the weather right now is uber-cold and farking freezing, it's never too early to go shopping for a SUMMER wardrobe!

Oh yeah, Cover Girl of theMonth is Hayden Panettiere! Yes, she's so adorable. Love her in the show Hereos. Grab the magazine...it's got amazing summer fashion tips. And did you know diet soda is totally unhealthy for you...hmmm...less calories but more harmful. It's because of all the chemicals they have in there. Not cool.

And further more, if you're the NUMERO UNO fan of the JoBros...then, they're in it. And go to the website http://www.teenvogue.com to like watch their video while on shoot with Teen Vogue. Also, did you know that raising TOP MODEL Ali Michael (she's so gorgeous) was totally shot down from Fashion Runway Shows because her legs were too fat (they're totally not) and her ankles were apparently TOO BIG (who knew that people paid so much attention to your ankles). She struggled with eating disorders and shit like that. Her hair even started falling out.
Good news though, she's back on track and ready to conquer the fashion world with a healthy physique.

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By the way, the Niagara Falls Geography Trip was totally awesome. I don't know if I'm the one who should be writing about it. I guess, when AntiPrincess is feeling well, she'll tell you all about it.

peaceout;

QueenMabb

OMG I LOVE UR SWEATER

OMG I LOVE UR SWEATER

Love,
Queen Stitches

Excitement GALORE!

Once upon this disaster called life, life has been waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too busy to blog.

AntiPrincess has been very busy people! Between my music project, my geography project, my english homework and my social life I've had virtually no blog time. Yesh, so this is my entire long weekend: Friday - SWIMMING [Blog Topic #1] Saturday - Shopping with mom + brother, ICK! + homework+ illness Sunday - illness+ trying to work Monday - working to my strongest ability while coughing in my deathbed.
No, beloved readers, I am not dying. I simply have killer migranes [once again, not literally], an incredibly stuffy nose and a really sore throat. Still, I needed a social life so I went swimming on Friday with QS, Sofia, Arjel and Vanessa. It was way beyond awesome.

The little cowards all wore one pieces except for Sofia and moi; mais, we had sooooooooooo much fun. We went on the slides like forty thousand times, they disapproved of every hot guy i pointed out, spent time in the hot tub and sauna, and played with piggy pig. The most memorable moment of the night was probably trying to float on giant float-boards, while we were playing monkey in the middle between 5 people. It was hilarious, and awesomely fun. I'll try blogging about it more later, I really am just summarizing and am not really willing atm to explain all our inside jokes to the worldwideweb.

Then Saturday through Monday I was sick and mostly working on my music project. Woo hoo. What fun.

Then came Tuesday - NIAGARA FALLSSSSSSSS!!!! Woo! It was hilarious. We went to learn about geography... Psh, yeah right. I was on the bus with QM with QS and Sofia in front of us, Sara beside us and Arjel and Emmerz behind us. It was hilarious - we played truth or dare, listened to music, and laughed at the randoms on the highway. Then, we visited the Welland Canal, boring much? It was probably the second most boring experience of my life. After the Welland Canal we continued to the Niagara Escarpment and took a hike. Downhill was fine - everybody was complaining though. We finally got to the river and it was beautiful and the scenery was amazing. Then we got stuck on a rock about a metre from shore, it was sooooo funny because at first, the water was really low and we all could walk to the rock. So we did, and then a current of water came rushing in and we were STUCK on the rock. LOL! Yepsh, then, we all got 15 minutes or so to take pictures on the rocks and stuff - our teachers are very understanding about the fact that we are GIRLS. So, I went the farthest and we took loads of pictures. I'll upload a few of my favourites later.. [Insert Pictures Here] Yepsh, then we hiked uphill and nobody was complaining, because we were too busy PANTING! Mr Capps got us lost and took us around in circles on the steepest hill of the entire escarpment! When we finally got un-lost, we'd lost like half an hour of our lunch. Then we had 12 flights to climb, and then we got to sit in a field - which I rather enjoyed - for a few minutes while we were waiting for the other class to catch up. Hmmmmmmm. What was next? Oh my gosh. QS just showed me a link for a video called "Zombie Strippers" I'm kinda scared. In what messed up fantasy do you want to do a zombie or watch a zombie strip for that matter? Perverted! Anyways, yesh. So then we left the escarpment and went to Clifton Hill where we got an hour for lunch! So, our little group set off; little not. Group Includes: Megan, Pamela [QM], Giovanna[QS], Sofia, Arjel, Emily [Emmerz], Diana, Sara and Rebecca. We passed the Hard Rock Cafe on the way to the Hershey Factory and took a picture with all the stars. Then Hershey factory, we met my future husband - Mr Hershey - and we took loads of pictures. Then, we actually went on Cliffton Hill and went to Wendy's for lunch. After a few hours of eating lunch [30 minutes, EXAGERATION] we went our seperate ways. Rebecca+ Gio = shopping; Sofia + Megan + Sara + me = FUN HOUSE!; Pam + Arjel = icecream while they wait for us; Diana + Emmerz = Unknown.

Funhouse was AWESOME!!!! I'll post more later, I'm really not in the blogging mood right now. Au revoir.

dISASTROUSLY,
AntiPrincess

VICTORIA DAY WEEKEND- Queen Stitches

Ok so its suppossed to be Victoria Day long weekend. SO MUCH 4 THAT. I have a Geo project and i have to write out the proposal and 33% of my group isnt even part of the group. So im all alone in this weekend of trying to write a random proposal.

GEO TRIP ON TUES.
Well in 2 days we are going to NIAGRA FALLS.
Its going to be ME, AP AND QUEEN MAB........(and other completly awesome friends)
And im so excited were going to have so much fun
And take 67894439484857 picures and were going to make our teacher wana jump into the falls.

OK FOR ALL MY ITALIAN SOCCER FANS
Inter won La Scodetto. I was so pulling for Rome or Ac Millan. Im just sad that Roma's fate was in Parma's hands. But 2 out of 3 of my fave team made it into the cup. So good luck Roma and Inter. Poor Ac Millan they came in 4th ... so close by 1 point to. Seriously in my house soccer can like bring us together or tear us apart thats how much my family is addicted to soccer. Well as long as they win the next world cup , and Zinadine Zidane is kicked in his Area... then its alllllllllll
good!

Ok so now my brothers in here doing his little video games EWWWWWWWWWWWWW... But good news im almost done my proposal thanks to MOI!! And Sofi 2:).
And my brother is gone and my parents went 4 a drive so its me nd the sibs YAY. Well my sis is sleeping and my bro is playing his ds he;ll be quiet 4 DAYZ.

Well im so pooped from thi project but heres a recipie then im gone



Amaretto Chocolate Chip Cookie Sandwiches


1/2 cup old-fashioned oats
2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup unsalted butter, room temperature
1 cup (packed) golden brown sugar
1 cup granulated sugar
2 large eggs, room temperature
3/4 teaspoon pure almond extract
1 (12-ounce) bag semisweet chocolate chips
1 cup whole almonds, toasted and chopped
3 pints vanilla ice cream, softened slightly
1/3 cup amaretto liqueur

Line heavy large baking sheets with parchment paper and set aside. Preheat the oven to 325 degrees F.
Finely chop the oats in a food processor. Mix in the flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. Set aside.
Using an electric mixer, beat the butter and sugars in a large bowl until fluffy. Scrape down sides of mixing bowl. Beat in the eggs and almond extract. Add the flour mixture in 3 parts and stir just until blended. Stir in the chocolate chips and chopped almonds.
For each cookie, drop 1 rounded tablespoonful of dough onto the prepared baking sheets, spacing 1-inch apart (do not flatten dough). Bake until the cookies are golden (cookies will flatten slightly), about 13 minutes. Cool the cookies on the baking sheets for 5 minutes. Transfer to a cooling rack and cool completely. The cookies can be prepared 1 day ahead. Store airtight at room temperature.
To make the ice cream sandwiches: Place the ice cream in a large bowl. Mix in the amaretto. Cover the ice cream mixture and freeze until firm, at least 3 hours. Arrange 12 cookies, flat side up, on a baking sheet. Top each with a scoop of ice cream, then another cookie, flat side down, pressing slightly to adhere. Cover and freeze the sandwiches until they are firm, at least 3 hours. Sandwiches can be made up to 4 days ahead. Wrap each sandwich with plastic wrap and keep frozen.

Enjoy online friends.
Thats it for now
Queen Stitches OUT

Concert + RUGBY!!!!!

Once upon this disaster called life there came a Monday, a Tuesday and a Thursday.

Helloz to all. I'm in BTT, agaaaaaaaaain. And, as we are making flyers in Publisher - I am done. :) I have like, a half hour to spare and while everybody else is STALKING the JoBros, I'm updating you peoples. Ha ha, I felt special the other day b/c my friends were searching "Princess" on google blogs and they found my blog. These friends are not Queen Mabb or Queen Stitches, so they had no idea it was me writing until they saw they're name. Now, they wanna write, so be expecting some blogs from Angie and Lea.

Anyways, okay, so... What was I blogging about again? Right. Okee dokee, Spring Concerts. Being the amazing flutist (psh, I rarely practice) that I am, I was in the Spring Concert on Monday and Tuesday night. All the school bands performed, and with only a 15 minutes intermission, it lasted from 7:30 - 10:00. Yeah, it was reaaaaaaaaally good. Our band was awesome, we played our songs really well and even played faster than we were supposed to. Yeah, anyways, it was fun and our choir - once again, a part of, FORCED. FORCED. FORCED!!! [by Queen Sitches] - did awesome too. The altos (moi + les Queens) were the greatest. Yepsh, so we rocked. Rocked. Rocked. Dittoness for Tuesday. Oh. Mon. Dieu. We saw our old W5H instructor!!! Teacher from grade school, it was so nice to see him and yeah, he's like, hilarious! Yepsh; those were the highlights.

Then, most of you are probably wondering about the "RUGBYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Yepsh, well, at Sofia's birthday party, my friend Franco (goes to an all guys school, give him pity) invited all of us to go to his rugby game on Tuesday. So, we realized that we had time to go before our Spring Concert, so we go. We left school right away, rushed over to his school (30 minute walk from our house) and arrived. He, of course, wasn't playing. Figures? And, there was only like 5 minutes of gameplay left before the game ended. Of course, there was a man down when we got there who stayed down for EVER before the game continued. Anyways, Franco didn't even say hi!!! It was hilarious, because we were looking for him, he was sitting across the field, and we tried everything to figure out which person was him. We were using my camera to zoom, as "binoculars" then we finally guessed that he was the second from the right. And, then, brilliance struck, and I took a picture then zoomed in to figure out. And, guess what? He was the second from the right!!! Queen Mabb aka Pam, is such a stalker! Yeah, we were so proud. Then, I waved the most miniscule wave in the world and Franco starts like waving his arms like a maniac. Sigh + eye roll. Anyways, so the game finishes, we all want to go home cause it's like 4:00, and Franco has a team huddle thing. Whatever, so we wait. Then he walks to the OPPOSITE side of the field, and we're like: "COME HERE!" and he's like: "NO! COME HERE!" so we finally go there [how rude is that?!] and he completely ignores us. We had to call him over like four times before he finally comes to say hi then when he does come, he says, "I'm hungry and tired and annoyed..." Sheesh. We went to see him, grrrness. Then, we went to Queen Stitches' house for icecream. :)   Thanks Gio. Then, Pam et moi were walking home, not expecting it to take half a fckn hour!!! and we see Franco drive by in a van with just him and his mom in the car! Like, gosh! He was going to the exact same place we were, to the elementary school to pick up our brothers, and he doesn't even offer us a ride! Then, when we get to the elementary school, we see him there, and he goes right by my house when he goes home, and I'm talking to him, and he leaves once again forcing me to walk home!   Grrr... Now, we are mad at him. But, I don't hold grudges very well. But, yeah, I am never, ever, going to watch his rugby games ever again!!!!  And Queen Mabb will be blogging about it too, I think.

 

And, tomorrow, hopefully (fingers crossed), friends et moi will be going to my place of employment (pool) for free swim. :)   Shall be fun. 

 

dISASTROUSLY,

AntiPrincess

 

PS: Will be changing my name once I think of something else. I found there is another AntiPrincess on blogger so, I must not be the same! Suggestions?   InkyPrincess?  FaeriePrincess?  I think my friends want me to stick the the whole royalty thing, cause they're both Queens. Funny, cause its my blog, isnt it? Anyways, au revoir.

Recent Newslings

Once upon this disaster called life, I had a very very busy week.

Okay... to start off thursday was the mother daughter tea. it was way beyond awesome. because mothers day is coming up, my school has an annual mother daughter tea. btw; wish all your mothers happy mothers day, love you mommy. :) anyways, so they told us to dress smart casual. so, i wore the most gorgeous yellow sundress that i got at Stitches, a white sweater and my new brightly coloured flower power converse. SIGH. gor. ge. ous. anyways, church was well, church and im in the choir - rawr - and that was well... how does it sound? yepsh. <--- my new word [yep + yesh]. but then afterwords - the actual "tea" - was a blast. my friend angieh, oh mon dieu she's sooooooooooooo eccentric i love her. :P the "tea" is in quotations because they actually just stuffed like 1000 mothers and daughters into our gym with cookies, fruits and cakes. and of course, tea. yuckiness. but angieh and myself had a BLAST. we were just being our usual selves, skipping through the mob trying to find our parents singing "we're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz, dah dah dah dah dah dah! because of the wonderful things he does.", walking around the track above our gym, sitting and singing on the stairs, being stupid, later skipping down the hall and using it as a runway. and afterwords, when there were only our parents and my neighbours left, using the gym as our personal dancefloor for a very bad tango. see, angieh takes dance lessons and i have two left feet - dont we make a wonderful pair? yeah... it was way fun. so many laughs.

then, friday comes along. yepsh; the mother daughter tea where we were there till 10!!! was on a thursday. i didnt get home till 10:30, which means i wasnt in bed until 12. and im the type that needs my full eight hours or else i faint during math. well, i always pass out during math - ITS MATH! - but yepsh, today more than usual. so, im exhausted and disoriented like all day. i was very confused, and like learning physics isnt confusing enough. blah blah blah. me and kamie went to go see 21, im amazed its still out!!! it was sooooooooo funny cause there was me and her, then two other couples in the theatre. talk about awkward! then kamie bought us our drinks and popcorn - thanks kamkam, love you. ♥ - and we got that really big popcorn where you get refills. we got 2 bags!!!! by the end, i ate all the popcorn, we both went to the bathroom twice and i was way beyond bloated. then we walked across the street to where i work, then i showed kamie to the subway station and we went bye bye. but it was amazing and i hope you had fun, kamie. :) tu es une vache. :) <--- she speaks french.

yeah, anyways, thought id keep you guys up to date on my social life. now that its spring, my social life is picking up again so ill prolly be blogging much more frequently. ie: tomorrow is sofia's birthday party. :) then monday is the spring concert so ill be at the theatre all day. tuesday i need to go back to school, disapointed sigh, unfortunately. then friday a bunch of us are gonna go to my workplace and hang out at free swim hoping to meet some hot guys. ;) then saturday is my best friend's birthday party. woo hoo. then on the 20th, my geo class is going to Niagara Falls - tis will be awesome. :D what else??? not to mention my ISUs that I havent even started yet. grrrr... hmm. then exams. then so much more.

OH. I didn't tell you about last Wednesday!!! really, the story's not that long. promise. Okay, actually, it's not even that funny. Basically, my co-worker wanted Wendy's. and usually, i dont go for him but i hadnt eaten dinner that day so i decided, shit, if he buys me a meal, ill go. so, i ended up getting a combo, with a frosty instead of fries. unfortunately... so yeah, its funnier in that sort of "you had to be there" kind of moment.... OH! but, i got my nails done, right? this really bright blue-turquoise lusterous colour. and this little boy, couldnt have been older than six, runs up to me randomly and grabs my nails and says in the funniest squeakiest im-unsure-of-my-sexuality voice: "OH. MY. GOSH! i LOVE your nails!" i turn around, trying not to laugh and see my boss holding in laughter. i could not stop laughing.

Yeah, ok. Im done.
Arent you pleased?
dISASTROUSLY,
AntiPrincess

PS: Okay, Sofia's birthday party was DA BOMB. Lmfao, did i actually just say that? Lmao. Anyways, it started at 2:30, and me and Gio (aka Queen Stitches) were the only ones there until about 3:15, because the invitation said: "Arrivals between 2:30 and 3:30" and of course, the longer the party - the better. I was supposed to leave at eight, but ended up staying until 10. It was so much fun to catch up with the guys and just hang out. Only, Sofia's hampster died. RIP. And I kinda soaked her by accident - I meant to soak her cousin but oh well... Sorry Sofia. Love you. ♥

Okay, now I'm off. And that is all the recent newslings for today. :)

The Iron Tree

Once upon this disaster called life I read a book called The Iron Tree.

Amazing... Purely amazing...
Okay, so it was pretty long and the events are miniscule but it's so descriptive and intriguing and if the author ever reads this, CONGRATULATIONS.

Anyways, definately you should read it if you ever get the chance. And I'm sure the second one, The Well of Tears, will be just as good. I haven't bought the third yet, though I will as soon as I finish reading these two.

Oh, a lil bout the plot:
It's a romantic adventure fantasy. It's amazing and romantic and adventurous and just o'erwhelming. They sorta kinda speak in old english, so some sentences I have to read over once or twice before I understand it or absorb the full scenery. But it's truly amazing. This couple falls in love, then they find out that the female is cursed through an ancient family curse. So, they cannot marry. And they go to this annual Autumn fair and the husband finds this old man who describes to him how the curse came about. Then they find out that Jarred (the main character) is the grandson of the Sorceror that put the curse on Lilith(wife)'s family. :O. Shocking right. But they end up getting married... The curse seems to be avoided until the end. The King finds out and wants Jarred to open this old palace thing but he doesn't want to cause its evil. So they run away, oh, he has a daughter named Jewel and Lilith's step-brother and Jarred share a horrible hatred for one another. Lilith is frightened into the madness by the King's men chasing them into the marsh, their home, and falls off a clif. Jarred tries to rescue her and dies. Jewel goes away with her step-uncle and try to run to safety. End of book 1.

CONCLUSION: READ IT!!!!

dISASTROUSLY,
AntiPrincess



PS: This blog contains no subliminal messaging.

The City of Love

OH MON DIEU!
J'ai le film que je t'aime parce qu'il tres tres brilliante.
Le film est "Paris, Je t'aime."
Heir, le 9 mai, ma mere a achete le film pour moi et quand nous avons retourne a notre maison, j'ai l'regarde!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Anyway, I don't want to continue speaking french only because, I have the worst french grammar...I think I'm failing french but I love french so, tough luck for me.
Anti-Princess, if you read my wall post on FB... THIS IS MY GOODNEWS!
I love the movie "Paris, Je t'aime" and I am totally not saying that because Gaspard Ulliel is in it but because it's the truth.
It captures the heart of the audience and fall in love with Paris (even if you're separated by the Atlantic Ocean) and the stories.
AP, yes, you and I must watch it together.

sighs.

au revoir, mes amis.

Queen Mabb

SOFIA

Once upon this disaster called life it was Sofia's birthday.


Love you Sofia, and happy birthday. xD
Hope its the bestest birthday in the history of birthdays.
Let me sing you a little happy birthday song:
Happy happy birthday!
From all of us to you!
Happy happy birthday!
May all your dreams come true!
Hey!

[Repeat at least once; more if wanted]

Yeah, and this blog also applies to recent birthdays.
Maria L <3
Diana S <3
Sarah J <3
and future birthdays
Aliy G <3
Ilish C <3

etc.

dISASTROUSLY,
AntiPrincess


PS: If you want to add me on facebook feel free. xP
Either Anne Tee Prince or Anne Tee Princ-ess.
They wouldn't let me make AntiPrincess... stupid, eh?

Work

Once upon this disaster called life I decided to volunteer at a pool.


Biggest mistake of my life.


It's so boring and repetitive, teaching lil kids to swim... Honestly...

Anyways, funny moment. So, I was helping out this instructor, Peter and he asks his class: "When do you call EMS?"

So, after like 15 minutes of thought, one comes up with an answer: "When somebody is dying." She was feeling all proud, for about sixteen seconds.

"Nope. You'd call a morgue."


Yeah, funniest moment of my day. Thought I'd share it.
Giddy about Wednesday.


dISATROUSLY,
AntiPrincess

Saturday of a LifeTime

Once upon this disaster called life my Saturday rocked socks off, then sucked arse and Charlene's imaginary balls.


[Before I begin, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIANA! I love you! <3 ♥]

Okay; Saturday Schedule:
8:30--- can't sleep in any longer. unfortunately.
10:00-- actually get out of bed. lol.
12:00-- straighten hair
1:00--- brush teeth/ hair/ make up/ dress up/ print out card
2:00--- Maria's Party:

Maria's Party was AWESOME. We had so much fun. Just us girls, Michael never showed up... Ha ha. :P Anyways, we started to watch Along Came Polly with Jennifer Aniston and what's-his-face? The guy from Meet the Falkers. I forget. I'm not very good with actors and actrices. As you can tell. Anyways, then we watched Enchanted. Which I absolutely love. It's amazing and the music rocks. Then, fearful sigh, we watched The Hills Have Eyes. I am NOT, I repeat, NOT, good with horror flicks. This wasn't that scary but just really gruesome. Still, Carol and me were all huddled in a corner, holding hands and screaming ever so often. Anyways, it was awesome and I'm so happy I went. More details will probably come later from Gio, or Charlene or others. Yeah... It rocked. I wish I could've stayed longer.

7:00--- Back home for makeup re-touch, brush teeth, and change of clothes.
7:55--- Depart house for Banquet.
8:00--- Brother's hockey banquet/dinner at some restaurant.

Okay; you cannot even say "worst night of my life" because it would be an understatement. It was soooooooooooooooo boring. I was going out of my mind. Sure, the food wasn't bad but it wasn't exactly the best. See, buffets are kool and everything, but this place had like virtually no selection. And, I prefer the Mandarin, beyond preference. Plus, I was alone. Not literally, there were people with me, but nobody was talking to me. My brother and his friends were all alone at their table, talking and laughing and joking it up - they'd been on the same hockey team all year and learned to tolerate the brat, who'd have thought? Anyways, I was sitting beside my dad, at the parents table and ended up listening to my iPod aka MY REFUGE. Plus, my ex-crush was there, and considering it's only been a week since he broke my heart, it still hurt a bit to see him ignoring me. I guess I'm kind of dwelling on that fact, but oh well. I'll move on soon enough. But yeah... Boredom.

10:45-- Leave restaurant.
11:15-- Get home.
11:30-- Nowish.

Yeah, twas my Saturday. Maria's party was beyond describable. Brother's banquet sucked arse. And I got no reading done. Shame...

dISASTROUSLY,
AntiPrincess

Lyrical

Once upon this disaster called life I won't mention "Queen Mabb's" blog.
Cause I had so many comments during that thing, I just had to laugh.
Anyways, I was singing in the shower, as always and I came up with what I thought were some pretty cool lyrics. So, I will ask your opinion.

I think you think you know me.
I think you think you owe me.
I think you think you own me.
Like you own the world.

You think I think about you.
You think I'm lost without you.
You think that I want you.
But you'd be wrong.

Cause,
You don't know me and
You don't own me and
You don't owe me anything,
Except an apology
I don't think about you
I don't, I don't miss you
I don't want you or anything
Except an apology

Yeah... The rest I kind of forget but that's Verse 1 + Chorus.:)
So, hope you guys like it. Of course, if I get a voice recorder then you'll be able to hear it. :)


dISASTROUSLY,
AntiPrincess

Another One of Those Days (& The Flower Was Dying)

Okay. (hey, it's Pam aka Queen Mabb...you know like the queen of fairies in Romeo&Juliet that Mercutio mentioned...okayyyyy).


How do I begin this?

Well, it all started on Monday (I think) and obviously, during school hours when Anti-Princess, (and the little nerd that she is - lmao AP, who would have thought? - she's so smart) thought of having an adventure. I don't even know why, okay. Maybe it's because she thinks her life is totally boring and that she needs like a so-called "social life" but anyway, she wanted to totally have an "adventure"...

Saddest part:

I said "YES"!


Orginal Plan of this so-called "adventure" was to go to a station downtown to look for AP's lost sunglasses (yes, thats how much she loves this sunglasses...but yeahh) and then hopefully we could like totally - well, I don't know what would happen after that but I said yes anyway. (stupid me.) Then, the plan changed. Hey, I suggested that her little boyfriend comes along. We shall call him AntiPrince or Fish (since he swims) or Orion...like Orion's belt...anyway...moving on. As her friend, I should totally have a say if he's totally worthy or not.

By Wednesday - or was it Thursday (the day of) ? ... anyway - "AntiPrincess"'s (gosh, weird calling her that) mom wouldn't allow her to go to Downtown St. station. But, even though this might get off topic, her mom totally allowed her to go to Paris, France and Rome, Italy. How odd is that? She can't even go to Downtown St. station and that's in the city, where she lives!!!!! Moving on, (hey, I get off topic alot).

So, on Thursday (the day it all went down) we decided to have a change in plans. We were to take YM subway and go south to Laura St. (not West) subway station to take a bus (no, 52) that goes all the way to the Laura West St. and then, walk to Saint Francis Xavier (wohoooo)...yes. That somewhat happened but plans arent exactly , you know, the most planned out - if you know what I mean. Things changes here and there becuase of some sort of ...um, misfortune.

And there we were.

Seven LAT girls walking happily out of their school because it's Thursday (that didn't sound as exciting if I had put like "Friday" instead of Thursday but, anyway, off topic). We were all heading to the exact same place.

You see, originally, it was only me, Arjel, and Megan, but Vanessa, Regina, Julia, and Flow decided to come along as they were headed the same place we were. There it was the first sign that our plans have changed. I should have seen it in the beginning but you don't exactly realize these kinds of things when it's actually happening until you reflect upon what had happen and start recalling random details that you may have not realize before. Anyway, we took the bus that went all the way to YM when thinking about it now, we could have walked, but anyway.

In the subway station, me, Megan, and Arjel are all walking happily, saying random things about who knows what because right now, I can't even remember it myself.

Then it happened.

A man came walking toward us. He looked crazy...and he was crazy. But I guess crazy people look the way they act...anyway, here I go again going off topic...but this guy was indeed crazy...and I was the closest one to him. He smelled like smoke mixed with something like alcohol. Yeah, it was something like that. He was terribly unshaven, crusty beared with white stubbles of hair (yuckk). His eyes were somewhat pinkish red. Bottom line, his breath stank!
All of a sudden, he starts rambling about who knows what. He was saying something like a booth or something along those lines. And he kept pointing at something ... something I couldn't really understand. But all I know is that he was trying to say something and I couldn't understand exactly what. It was maybe because of the subways natrual noisy self or he just DOESNOT make sense at all!

Anyway, by the time we were on the stairs down to the subway platform he runs off so rapidly that I was just like "WHAT THE -- was that all about?" ( I dont know if AntiPrincess allows bad words in her blog). We step on the platform and all I could see is him pointing at the upcoming subway. He was going hysterical and all I could think of, "SHIT, is he jumping!?!?!?!??!" My mind was going frantic and my heart was beating so fast I thought I was going to drown in my own blood because the heart was pumping too fast and too MUCH....I don't even know if that's possible...but ANYWAY! I run to Rgeina and as them if they noticed what the hell that old guy was doing or even saying!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I run to the other side of the subway platform hoping that he wouldn't bother us ever again. But he ends up doing so anyway. Vanessas and Flow was somewhere...but I eventually find them. So, I hide in Flow becuase , holy b'Jesus (sorry Jesus), okay, she's hella tall and can kick any guys ass if you piss her off. Trust me, I know that she's super strong...because...she is. (JUST TRUST ME!) We were all scared. Regina and Julia were about to cry and then thank goodness the subway I was waiting for came. I run to the door...and grabbed AntiP. with me...hoping that Arjel would just follow but she didn't.

And there, me and AntiP arrived at Laura St. subway station...unharmed...

We said that we'd totally wait for them when we get to Laura St. subway station so we did, until like three subway trains passed by and they werent on it.

Later on, I found out that they took the bus that goes to Wilson!!!!!!
What the hell was that all about?????

On the way there,
AntiPrincess's little flower was dying so, I figured we couldn't let that happen and so, I took my water bottle that had some water, and we gave it another go in life... huh? Aren't we heaven sent???

Long story short.
We ended up meeting with Vanessa and Arjel at Laura West St. subway station and took the same bus.

Forgot to mention, almost, that we saw Veronica on the bus...HA! How's that for awesome???

We were walking to SFX when we see Mrs. Mabrucco's car zoom off without a care in the world...so, we decided to cancel that little part of the plan...

After that, we separated...

But then, I saw Valentino Carlucci.
Can I please say that he was looking goooooooooooooooooood?
But I wouldn't get into too much detail.

Well,


I guess, AntiPrincess got what she wanted and I think she should be very thankful.
I mean, come on, when do you ever get what you ask for????

Right.

Anyway, it's been good.

Peace out, peeps.

Pam.( Queen Mabb)

Im A Smartie. :)

Im a smartie
All multi-coloured
Dont laugh at me!


Yeah, I just felt like being random.
Btw; SMARTIE is my license plate. :P
The candy, fyi.


dISASTROUSLY,
AntiPrincess

Randoms

Once upon this disaster called life my friends got curious and wanted to write their own blogs.

Okay, so in case you haven't noticed, Gio (Queen Stitches) recently wrote a blog. Yeah, my friends enjoy writing random blogs to it will be fun for myself, and I'm sure you guys, to read them. They tell stories way better than I do and are a lot more fun. More fun than moi?! IMPOSSIBLE. I KNOW! Also, because my friends are crazy and eccentric, I will be correcting a few of their blogs. Ie: I do not have OJD or w/e. I don't even know what that is! I am not as obsessed as Queen Stitches, at all! And... yeah...

So, enjoy the random blogs.
You'll probably be hearing from the following over the next little while
Charlene (Chaarzard the Baboon.)
Pamela (Princess types-a-lot)
Cruzel --maybe -- (Godzela)

and others. Note: Names may change.
Currently, my cat is eating my headphones/ earphones so I've gotta run.

dISATROUSLY,
AntiPrincess

PS: QS mentioned how the acronym for AntiPrincess is AP. Which is funny b/c I'm in AP classes. Ha ha. Never noticed that, did you?

PSS: If I didn't explain the headless Caps thing, I will later.
... If somebody reminds me.

PSSS: Our presentation will be awesome. Tell you about it on Monday afterwords... No, Tuesday. Monday = busy.